…. I am so sorry to hear about your currencies going down the pan having a little difficulty and your mortgage crisis. Never fear, your economy may be in tatters but the Super Lucre from across the pond (Silk Stocking Sterling and its sidekick, Extortionately Expensive Euro) will come to your rescue. With them in my pocket I will single handedly bolster your finances by purchasing all your goods.

• one iPhone
• one Cannondale Touring 1
• one brewery [New Belgium]
• one small state [Vermont]

Grand total $566,675,900 or £8.49 or €11.79

Never fear my friends I won’t let your fine countries go bankrupt.