Gore’d to death …
… Ouch!
And that’s not Ouch as a result of being Gore’d by a unicorn or savaged by zombies. It’s Ouch as in credit card scorching Ouch.
I am now the proud owner of GoreWear:
- Alpine Lady Goretex Paclite waterproof ( a cycling jacket wiffout a hoodie)
- Goretex Paclite hood for the above (so I can do that hoodie thing)
- Windstopper arm warmers
- Windstopper leg warmers (look how slimming they are - ha!)
I have previously been Gore’d by the Goretex Paclite waterproof troos.
Credit card not impressed!
June 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
No, I didn’t know you were doing this blog! Great blog! So you’re really going to cycle across America. Brilliant! Are you getting a gun? My chum the sensei has a bulldog 44, says it’ll stop anything: Bears, buses, the woiks! You should get tooled up! The west wasn’t won with a licensed gun. At least, get the teeshirt. Are you going with a chummy? Tell me you’re not going on your own! Have you seen Easy Rider? I’d be scared. Well done. Shoot to kill! Hotboy
June 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Alpine lady? Excuse me while I laff immoderately. Visions of little britain characters in heidi outfits.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Or perhaps Anthony & the Johnsons will be singing their little-known album track “My alpine lady story…”
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd…