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notes on a north american cycle trip in 2008

Gore’d to death …

Ouch!

And that’s not Ouch as a result of being Gore’d by a unicorn or savaged by zombies. It’s Ouch as in credit card scorching Ouch.

I am now the proud owner of GoreWear:

  • Alpine Lady Goretex Paclite waterproof ( a cycling jacket wiffout a hoodie)
  • Goretex Paclite hood for the above (so I can do that hoodie thing)
  • Windstopper arm warmers
  • Windstopper leg warmers (look how slimming they are - ha!)Leg warmers

I have previously been Gore’d by the Goretex Paclite waterproof troos.

Credit card not impressed!

4 Responses to “Gore’d to death …”

  1. hotboy Says:

    No, I didn’t know you were doing this blog! Great blog! So you’re really going to cycle across America. Brilliant! Are you getting a gun? My chum the sensei has a bulldog 44, says it’ll stop anything: Bears, buses, the woiks! You should get tooled up! The west wasn’t won with a licensed gun. At least, get the teeshirt. Are you going with a chummy? Tell me you’re not going on your own! Have you seen Easy Rider? I’d be scared. Well done. Shoot to kill! Hotboy

  2. Gus Says:

    Alpine lady? Excuse me while I laff immoderately. Visions of little britain characters in heidi outfits.

  3. Gus Says:

    Or perhaps Anthony & the Johnsons will be singing their little-known album track “My alpine lady story…”

  4. Gus Says:

    High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd…

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